eating for fertility

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  1. I recommend tons of pasta, red meat, eggs, cheese, and wine. Oh, and butter.

  2. No, No, No...

    You are totally off base!

    Its Chocolate! Especially frosting and other gooey forms!!!

  3. I also forgot tons of raw shellfish and tons of sashimi.

  4. And also pringles, cheetos, and bugles.

  5. hmmm let's see...

    caffeine, alcohol, raw seafood, any fish with high mercury, soft cheeses such as feta, brie (preferably unpasteurized), meat cooked rare. Smoking is also very good. As are drugs.

    and let's not forget really hot saunas, steam baths and hot tubs.

  6. Bourbon. Bourbon is especially good for fertility.

  7. I'm looking into crack. There's been clear evidence that it is linked to super fertility. And much cheaper than seeing an RE.

  8. How about some nice raw liver?

  9. Actually, the French just completed a very promising study on Champagne and it's positive effects on fertility. Something about the bubbles and uterine lining...it's all very scientific.
    Oh and also the frosting on cupcakes.
    I'd better get going on my mimosa and extra large cupcake. With extra icing on the side....

  10. I'll take some foie gras and steak tartare with that champagne. I hear they boost the immune system.

  11. Bourbon. Bourbon is especially good for fertility.

    D@mmit! And I've been drinking whiskey all these years. Why didn't I get bourbon instead?

  12. I\'m looking into crack. There's been clear evidence that it is linked to super fertility. And much cheaper than seeing an RE.

    Kate, LMAO! This might actually be true!

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